Wes keeps track of our shopping list so I only have to go back to Whole Foods twice.That whole "cleanup" thing?
Totally not our fault.
I think if our market tries to nudge peckish customers into impulse purchases by assembling pretentious displays of grapes and cheeses in the produce department, they might as well put up a sign that says, "Please splatter our floors with debris" (or "da brie," or in last Saturday's case, ubriaco cheese and Tudor premium red grapes).
Regardless, it's nice to see someone else's floor splotched with food. Sometimes after Wesley eats his fruits and vegetables -- which look exactly like the items pictured above (if you put them in a Cuisinart for an hour) -- we get a similar effect.
